Robert Upton. The Fabergé Egg (1988)
185 pp.
When the ex-wife and a young daughter of San Francisco PI Amos McGuffin
disappear from their apartment and he finds a yellowed newspaper clipping
left behind recounting the senseless killing of his partner years earlier
by Otto Kruger, a crazed German World War II veteran, McGuffin begins to
suspect foul play. Then, when he learns that Kruger, whom he put away eighteen
years earlier, has been released from a hospital for the criminally insane,
he realizes that Kruger has kidnapped them and left the clipping as a ransom
note. As he frantically tries to reconstruct the investigation into his
partner’s death, McGuffin is led to an overweight homosexual ex-German
officer who offers to help him locate his family in return for McGuffin’s
assistance in recovering one of the fabled Fabergé eggs. Soon two
more searchers join the chase—a beautiful actress named Shawney O’Sea and
a KGB agent who wants to return the egg to its rightful home in the Kremlin.
The chase leads McGuffin around the city and into the Napa Valley, culminating
in a shootout in the public square in St. Helena. This novel is a pastiche
of Dashiell Hammett’s The Maltese Falcon. The characters and situations
are direct descendants of Hammett’s more famous creations. This time the
“dingus” is a jeweled egg and several of the characters seem awfully familiar:
the fat man, the beautiful woman who has a creative way with the truth,
the nervous gunsel, and even a mysterious Russian named Kemidov.
Hubin